What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

share office space ...

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

No go.

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Eli Lilly drug preserves lean mass in patients losing weight on Wegovy - STAT

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

A Single Stellar Flare Could Change a Planet’s Atmosphere in Just Days—Including Earth - The Daily Galaxy

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Tourists break crystal-covered chair at Italian museum: "Every museum's nightmare has come true" - CBS News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way